sanctitty of marriage

Refers to da "hands off da merchandise" status dat tying da knot is supposed to grant (or impose, depending on da actual preferences of whichever chick we're talking about here) a lady's boobs wif regards to anyone besides her husband.

It's often da case dat if you ask a big-chested gal really nicely, she might be willing to disregard da sanctitty of marriage and allow you "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges anyway.

sanctitty of marriage by QuacksO June 28, 2026

sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.

Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.

sanctity of marriage by Frankie1969 May 19, 2008

Sanctity of Marriage

The biggest bullcrap conservative Christians use to oppose gay marriage; while at the same time, cheating or divorcing on his/her spouse.

Anita Bryant uses the "Sanctity of Marriage" bullcrap to oppose gay marriage and yet she divorces her husband. What a hypocrite.

Sanctity of Marriage by BuffaloBillsFan2005 January 17, 2020