samstalker

A boy who stalks you for many years but denies it, remembers everything you say cause he listens and hides in the bushes with his binoculars. But really he’s nice!

I know this boy he’s a right samstalker, he won’t leave me alone!!

samstalker by Mrbooby April 8, 2019

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Snapstalker

The person on snapchat who religiously follows your story but doesn't ever message or speak to you.

He keeps watching my story, but hasn't texted me in three weeks. Goddamn snapstalker.

Snapstalker by Canwejustnot June 1, 2016

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samstalker • Snapstalker • spystalker

Snapstalker

The person on snapchat who religiously follows your story but doesn't ever message or speak to you and hardly ever post a snap on their own story.

My snapchat friend list is full of snapstalkers

Snapstalker by Elcrazzy October 14, 2017

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spystalker

Bastards working on an undercover springfield social experiment in Oregon. Watching you from a pod, a separate reality spying on you commenting and critiquing everything you do and say. Always having to be asserting their opinion and their lips like a virus study.

Hey the Flippen spystalkers really have crossed the line. They are talking not only to your mom but mine too. They say we're getting arrested for drugs and porn!

spystalker by darrenwachnunow May 20, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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