spystalker

Bastards working on an undercover springfield social experiment in Oregon. Watching you from a pod, a separate reality spying on you commenting and critiquing everything you do and say. Always having to be asserting their opinion and their lips like a virus study.

Hey the Flippen spystalkers really have crossed the line. They are talking not only to your mom but mine too. They say we're getting arrested for drugs and porn!

spystalker by darrenwachnunow May 20, 2022

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spystander

: one present but not taking part in a situation or event with the intent of eavesdropping : a spectator who is really not there by chance.

A spystander stood by the water cooler, hoping to hear the latest gossip.

spystander by skm1 July 28, 2011

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spystalker • samstalker • spystander

samstalker

A boy who stalks you for many years but denies it, remembers everything you say cause he listens and hides in the bushes with his binoculars. But really he’s nice!

I know this boy he’s a right samstalker, he won’t leave me alone!!

samstalker by Mrbooby April 8, 2019

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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