spystalker

Bastards working on an undercover springfield social experiment in Oregon. Watching you from a pod, a separate reality spying on you commenting and critiquing everything you do and say. Always having to be asserting their opinion and their lips like a virus study.

Hey the Flippen spystalkers really have crossed the line. They are talking not only to your mom but mine too. They say we're getting arrested for drugs and porn!

spystalker by darrenwachnunow May 20, 2022

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spystander

: one present but not taking part in a situation or event with the intent of eavesdropping : a spectator who is really not there by chance.

A spystander stood by the water cooler, hoping to hear the latest gossip.

spystander by skm1 July 28, 2011

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spystalker • samstalker • spystander

samstalker

A boy who stalks you for many years but denies it, remembers everything you say cause he listens and hides in the bushes with his binoculars. But really he’s nice!

I know this boy he’s a right samstalker, he won’t leave me alone!!

samstalker by Mrbooby April 8, 2019

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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