also known as sam d, sambolina, and sambulance.

a girl who talks to her dog in a cutesy voice. she wears a pink bow in her hair.
can be found walking around the house in high heels and with a bag of chips in her hand. she likes smacking mark in the face, and talking while laughing.

samsies says heheheshoeshoeshoe.
my silly samsies is the smelliest cat.

samsies by marky March 9, 2005

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SAMIUS

a person that is intrigued by things like Alabama football or college sports in general. Someone who derives pleasure from punk rock music, saturday night live, and jorg!

someone versed in the heavy truck parts sciences, and Ford finetics.

also see "shitass"

Scottland: "Samius"
Samius: "HELPEE"
Scottland: "What are you doing Samius"

SAMIUS by Scottland2 March 15, 2007

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samsies

samsies is when you agree and share a similar thought or feeling to what someone else has said

john: i feel really sad atm
oscar: samsies

samsies by 444.eeshax December 20, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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