Sammey

To sandwich someone so hard that shit comes out so hard of both ends of their body. Mist often used in bisexual erotica with women over 250lbs.

Last time I go to kevin's house his mom pulled the most painful sammey on the planet when I wasnt looking

by Joseph646 August 20, 2019

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Sammey

Sammey stands for TIME or Happiness.
He is a guy how gets many girls/boys.
When girls see him they immediately fall in love in his charismatic and beautiful Face.
He gets emotional very fast and is a person who shows his real Character or who he really is. Sammey is a really rare name.

Damn that is such a Sammey! He is so happy and has lot of positive Energy!

by Sammey (Sameer) November 24, 2021

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Sammy Hagar paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.

I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55

by El Oso Blanco June 23, 2010

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Sammy swoop

When a Sammy brother picks up the girl he’s hooking up with at a cooler frat with the intention of hooking up that night

Elliot: “Max, are you in for poker”
Max: “I can’t I’m going to pick Josie up from 4K”
Elliot: “Classic Sammy swoop”

by jawnthebaptist October 7, 2019

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sammy shrimp cock

Sammy Shrimp Cock is a kid with a very small penis, that resembles the size of a shrimp. This is based on a kid named Sam Kamkar, who's penis got very small from steroids, and no girl will have sex with him. So instead of having sex, he picks on kids at school.

Did you see that? That kid has a Sammy Shrimp Cock, it was really small.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

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