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Professor Samarakone 

Our Lord and Savior. He is a Professor at Fairleigh Dickinson University and the Top Student Educator at THE Bergen County Academies, a Top Five Learning Institution of our Nation. He is known for his prestigious remarks such as, "Actually basically," "Class finish now guys," "Olivia, stop doing the Tiktok," "I güess Michael in haybernation," "The cos teeta," "Fossil fwells/fwell cells," "AÜT," "Do your würk," "No cellafone" and of course his most famous, "Remember dat one."

Also known by his aliases "Mr. Sam" or "Victor."
Andrew: Good morning Professor Samarakone, how is your day?
Professor Samarakone: o. Alex! Go stand in corner.

Rounak: *walks into class*
Professor Samarakone: "Omkar, aüt!"
Rounak: I'm in this class, Mr. Sam.
Finnish tabloid magazines came up with this wonderful term, loosely translated "a secret lover", when some airhead bimbo had sex with a well-known married finnish businessman. Later on more bimbos have gotten famous the same way and the term has become widely used. In reality it's nothing but a nicer version of the term whore.
Salarakas took the garbage out, 100 used condoms found inside! -Seiska
salarakas by NotVesa July 23, 2005

samaraha 

Smart, intelligent, nice,beautiful,strong,tells it like it is person. If your name is samaraha your born naturally awesome.
Person:Describe your personality

Me: I'm .....I'm...............SAMARAHA!!!!!
samaraha by Naturally awesome August 10, 2016

Samarkand 

A person who elevates other humans.

No bullshit.

Deep unconditional love like no other being ever.

There's only one who's alive in 2022 she's registered under @iamsamarkand
I've never been in the presence of Samarkand ever in my life. It's an experience that transcend everything I've ever felt.
Samarkand by Samarkand November 21, 2021

Samaranayake

A crazy person who seem to be naturally high all the time. Samaranayake's are usually incredibly random, they are always there for you, and strong when it comes to their emotional pain, but when it comes to their own physical pain? They flinch at the slightest cut/bruise/wound.
Sammy: "Hey... she seems cool, who is she?"
Heather: "Yeah.. although she keeps getting hurt at the slightlest cut.."
Shade: "Yep.. sounds like a Samaranayake..."
Samaranayake by ShadeMoonhaven October 16, 2012

Samaraha 

A kind, intelligent girl. One who hopes on many things and is always wishing. Although Samaraha is wise, she gets easily disappointed with many things. She's true to her lover and is, or may be in the future a LGBTQ member. She's afraid of her true identity and longs for the truth. She is very pretty and she parties so often! Samaraha is a fun person to be around and loves animals. Samaraha is not fond of many of her capabilities, yet she exels in many things. (especially art)
"Samaraha you're sweet!" Said Ami her friend.
Samaraha by Madelyn’s DEFFYS! January 17, 2019