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salty spitoon 

When you ejaculate into a girls belly button
Bitch, turn over so I can give you a salty spitoon.
salty spitoon by Broseidon_7 February 25, 2015
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Salty Spitoon 

When a guy jizzes into a girls nostril
"David gave me a salty spitoon last night"
Salty Spitoon by Pepe Dankmeme April 22, 2016

Salty Spitoon 

When you finish on a girls stomach or titties and you slurp up your cum off of her and spit it in their mouth.
Jen wanted to try something different so she got that 7/11 salty slurpee on her chest I had to slurp my chin up and spit it in her mouth, call it a salty spitoon.
Salty Spitoon by shithead steve August 19, 2022

The Salty Spitoon 

When you ejaculate into your own mouth, gargle it, then spit it into someone else’s mouth. Presumably your sexual partner
“Last night in bed I gave my girl the Salty Spitoon

the salty spittoon 

A popular club where all the toughest of the tough gather to commence in fights and parties.
Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

Salty Spittoon 

The act of blowing your load into a water bottle.
dude i just made a salty spittoon, wanna dump it on my brother?
Salty Spittoon by sausageking69 March 18, 2011

Salty-Spatoon 

when fucking a chick(with a rubber), you skeet in the condom, and rub the skeet all over your dick, then you take off the condom and slap the girl around with your "salty-spatoon"
Chester: dude holy shat after a rough night with ryan's mom, i finished off that MILF with a salty-spatoon.

Ryan: dude same here!
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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