Salty Snail 

When an alpha male is pile driving his lady in the wilderness he releases his baby gravy all over her sweet vaginal lips while she lays on her back. He then crab walks to the top of her head forcing his member to her bare skin creating a trail of man juice all along the center of her body like a snail trail

I now feel more of man, you should have seen that salty snail trail

Salty Snail by Midgetsbowlcuts May 2, 2014

A Salty Snail 

A salty snail is the homosexual act of licking salt out of you're partners anal cavity. The snail part of a salty snail refers to the act normally being done at a slow and steady pace. A salty snail is a popular solution to spice up anyone's love life.

Kevin: Ohhhh, what are you doing!
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.

A Salty Snail by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014

salty sailor

old nautical: sailor who is experienced and thus encrusted with salt

the Salty Sailor knew his stuff.

salty sailor by sdr123 October 9, 2008

Salty Sailor

When a woman gives a man a handjob and lets him jizz on his ballsack. Then, with his moist, dripping sack, she proceeds to motorboat it. This is the salty sailor.

Guy 1:Last night, stella was giving me a HJ and all of a sudden she went nuts and salty sailored it.

Guy 2: Dude! High-Five

Salty Sailor by SuperFishel April 22, 2010

Salty Sailor

A body shot where you pour rum down a man's back, letting it trickle through his crack and past his taint, catching it in your mouth as it drips off his balls.

Martha watched in aww as her friend Mikey did a salty sailor off of the ripped stripper at the bar.

Salty Sailor by IdHitThat August 6, 2023

Salty Sailor

A gay sex term for when a bottom shits/sharts cum all over another person's face.

"Last night Ryan gave Trevor the ol' Salty Sailor in the living room and needed to wash up immediately afterward."

Salty Sailor by Sammy Vulva January 3, 2015

Salty Sailor

The embodiment of pure human hatred.
Used only in the most necessary of circumstances.
Refers to the most extreme of human hatred towards another living being, at an almost indescribable magnitude.

He killed my wife and children.
Burned my house to the ground.
Blackmailed me for ten years.
I could kill that salty sailor.

Salty Sailor by The S.S. March 22, 2009