salty seagull

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth.. Then hits her throat with the side of his hand causing her to cough it up..

Mandy: I got salty seagulled last night..
Marla: So that's not a hickey?

by acubed January 13, 2008

Salty Seagull

Someone who is grumpy and pisses off at nearly everyone and everything, all day everyday.

Damn. Jacey is being such a salty seagull today. It's probably because John dumped her last week.

by ferretz-6 June 12, 2016

Salty Seagull

When a guy is about to cum, he pulls out and drops his load on top of the lady's head, a la a seagull

Are you using a new shampoo?

No, I got a hit by a salty seagull last night.

by retturd February 12, 2010