saltining

When a male takes his erect penis and smashes a Saltine cracker with it.

Yo bro, lets go saltining.

by The Big Boom September 6, 2011

Shame-splaining

Shaming or otherwise guilting another party for not sharing the same belief or value system as yourself in an attempt to alter their opinion. This can involve haphazard labeling, or insults of the cursory nature.

James engaged in shame-splaining by calling Pete narrow-minded for his beliefs on gun control, before expressing how gun control should work and how wrong Pete was.

by ModernMichael May 26, 2020

Salting on D Wing

Broken,have no girls,never touch ah cunt,always have no weed an like free smoke & Aint bulling ah soul,

Define jeff has no money in his pockets he is salting on d wing.
James is a virgin he never see a pussy in his life he is salting on d wing.

by Terra is the code April 23, 2019

slaining

to push your bike when you could / should be riding it.

slain (to), slaining.

I saw Joe the other day, he was slaining.

"aren't you riding there?" "Nah bro, I'm gonna slain it."

by frederico February 7, 2014

salmoning

1.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. 2.The application of an image of a Fancy man rubbing salmon to a video/gif/meme/photo. Related: rubbing salmon.

Can you believe that Fancy guy on discord corrupting all those gifs and memes with his salmoning?

by MaryInMaryland71 January 9, 2021

Salting The Grundle

The act of pissing at the sky and trying to land it on the area between one's anus and genitals, commonly referred to as the grundle.

I would put on a pair of pants, but I just finished salting the grundle

by tromastuh February 7, 2019

Post-splaining

Post-splaining- noun, gerund; when your political opinions are so brilliant, clever & flawless, posting them on all social media platforms is required so all the world can know the real truth.

I don't like it when my Facebook friends are post-splaining what I should think about the President's politics

by Mobilepreacher January 21, 2020