salt mac 

At McDonalds, you repeatedly add more and more sachets of salt on to your mates Mac when you have conveniently asked them to go and get you another tomato sauce. Hide/drink their drink and wait till they take a bite!

Aye up hes on his way back, cant wait till he takes a bite of his salt mac, i hope he dehydrates.

salt mac by Mike Hilton December 21, 2007

Salt Mackerel

a reference to a girl that is probably very pretty, but you don't like her, or she is very ugly and only you think that
it can also man a girl with no standards or low quality

"Hey Joey, whats up?"
Nothing much Jake. Did you see Trisha today? Oh my GOD she was looking fine as everr!"
"What? She's nothing dude. That chick is just some salt mackerel."
"You only say that because she doesn't like you."
"I told you not to bring that up man"

Salt Mackerel by rakeem-o-mundo April 23, 2008

salt machine

A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)

Evina is a salt machine; always getting pissed.

salt machine by Dontknowwhatpseudonymeans May 31, 2017

salt and pepper in the macaroni 

When a white and black male ejaculate simultaneously on a white petite woman.

Me and my homie put salt and pepper in her macaroni last night.
They really put salt and pepper in the macaroni when they hooked up.

salt and pepper in the macaroni by Salt and pepper in the macaron February 28, 2021

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.

"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025