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Salt Dog 

An overly salty person who expresses his saltiness through reckless and illogical acts.

Literally an dog/animal.
Person 1: Hey man! Look at you over there, sweating your ass off! (After losing)
Person 2: (Laughs) Salt Dog!

Salt your dog 

Being in such a depressed state that you lube your own hand with the saltiness of your tears for masturbation
Man that torta dumped me so i was saltin my dog all night.

Salt your dog bro
Salt your dog by saltydog69 October 12, 2011

salt malt and a chili dog

When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.
That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.