A crazy hippie who is obsessed with santa hats. It is rumored that a salmoneus hoards them and worships them. How scary!
Fransisco: Hey man, what happened to my santa hat?
Rosario: A salmoneus probably stole it. What a loser.
Rosario: A salmoneus probably stole it. What a loser.
by butt muncher200 March 25, 2008
Jim: Hey Jordan, whatcha doing.
*Jordan lets one rips and giggles*
JIm: Jordan, your such a Salmoneus!
*Jordan lets one rips and giggles*
JIm: Jordan, your such a Salmoneus!
by Jippa March 23, 2008
An internet meme that misleads someone to a RuneScape Fansite which was made by a guy called Salmoneus
Tusho pulled a Salmoneus
by Exodiara February 03, 2008
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