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This act of dominance is similar to Molly-whopping, but instead of using the dick, you use your ball sack for the smacking.

"Dude, she wouldn't shut up or make me a sammich, so i just whipped out my package and sally smacked the woman!

sally smack by TheSallySmackingSexPony April 21, 2010

Words you can keep

Smack Sally

A woman who shoots speed balls directly into her heart. She also eats cats.

That bitch was such a Smack Sally, she ate her own baby.

Smack Sally by Smack Sally the Second August 16, 2008

Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.

Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.

Smack my Bone and call me Sally by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012

Sack Sally

A woman who is obsessed with sex.

"Man, that Tinder chick was a serious Sack Sally. Rode me like a post horse all night".

Sack Sally by DaHolmes February 3, 2024

Silly Sack

A disgruntled nut sack, most commonly found on overweight adolescents.

"Wow dude, your nuts look like a mashed up piece of bubblegum. That is definitely a silly sack."

Silly Sack by Rodbonginator January 9, 2009

Salty Flump Sack

One, man or woman, who has an impeccable amount of Flump in his salt sack and is a legend among gods AKA Flurb

Damn That Flurb over there has such a large amount of Flump in his salt sack He best be sharrin' it with me son! I am deprived of my Salty Flump Sack and its running dry cause my reserves of Flump have run out

Salty Flump Sack by Tankordzoz January 8, 2009

smacked silly

Being very high after smoking a large amount of marijuana

Shawn: I was smacked silly last night cuz, I couldn't even get off the couch
Justin: I know, I was there

smacked silly by Jayice May 11, 2014

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026