A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origamiswan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.
When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origamisalami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).