Saggy Bag

An elderly woman with really saggy tits, I mean really REALLY saggy.

Some dude: Our music teacher is such a Saggy Bag!
Another dude: I know right!

by godishornyaf August 30, 2023

Saggy Bag Drag

When an older woman with saggy boobs, drags them across the back or arm of a younger man as she passes by trying to get his attention.

Dude, I just got a Saggy Bag Drag by that fifty year old woman. When I looked back at her she looked at me and smiled. Is she serious?

by Favretron January 5, 2010

soggy bag

1. an old person.
2. a wrinkly person.
3. someone similar to a raisin.
4. a soggy person...
5. OLD!

EWWW. Look at that soggy bag! She's like a raisin!!

by moustachegrl September 26, 2005

saggy baggies

What you call a girls boobs when she looses about 150 or more pounds. They look great in a push up bra, but when u get her naked they look like deflated balloons and you have to make her put that damn shirt back on before you can skeet

Damn dud, my mom's friends daughter lost alot of weight and I all thought she was hot till I got her drunk and fukin hell if she didn't have saggy baggies and I had to run for the hills.

by the Marz June 28, 2006

soggy bag of dicks

Being really mad

Hey Nick, how mad are you?
I'm as mad as a soggy bag of dicks

Nick nick nick

What a crazy guy

Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks

by DDbja December 14, 2013

Saggy Bags

What you would call a woman with extremely flabby and low-hanging breasts. Especially someone who should have much firmer ones.

Call Saggy Bags in Marketing and ask her if she finished that spreadsheet yet.

by HD ADD May 5, 2007

Saggy bagger

A male who has an average to below average sized penis yet insists on purchasing/using condoms made for an extra large penis (ie Trojan magnums) and in doing so creates a loose fitting or saggy condom when placed on their penis.

That saggy bagger seriously tried using a magnum on his five inch penis so I had to bail.

by Allilue October 16, 2011