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Safe house 

A public restroom used in bathroom emergencies. Or a clean well taken care of public bathroom used when someone can’t make it home.
Ask Bob, he has IBS, he knows where all the best safe houses are.
Safe house by B4GELS May 10, 2018

safe as houses 

A British term refering to the safety in investing by buying houses.
Although that bridge looks rickety is really as safe as houses.
safe as houses by IrishLass138 April 1, 2017

safe as houses 

A term from 19th Century Britain that uses a simile that is rather defunct. It stem from a time when houses were padlocked down and hidden in underground nuclear bunkers, along with whoever was in there, and burglary was less common than finding the bank of England without security guards... or so many old people would have you believe. Just use sarcasm to shut them the fuck up.
During the war....
safe as houses by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004

safehouse 

A property, seemingly normal, that is actually owned by a large corporation or goverment. It is used to house people "under fire" until the heat goes away.
"I need to get to a safehouse"
safehouse by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Safehouse 

A place you go to get away from danger. Preferably in war or war games. Safehouses are especially good if re-enforced.
Me and my cousin were playing Boxhead and we decided to make a safehouse.
Safehouse by Matt-24 March 22, 2008

The Safehouse 

The Safehouse is a community of roleplaying Rogues that was created shortly after the MMORPG Everquest was released.

Since then, the community has grown quite large, and has a dedicated member base who, along with the Everquest players, also includes many other gaming geeks.
"Dude, if you need that spoiler info for Everquest, head on over to the Safehouse at www.thesafehouse.org"
The Safehouse by Roguish One October 4, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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