sadutarian 

a person who consumes others tears for energy

tim is a sadutarian

sadutarian by boogadan April 10, 2019

salatarian 

Somebody who only eats meat when it's combined/mixed with some kind of vegetation.

*Sally and Joey sit down to enjoy a nice lunch*
Sally: Ewww Joey eats meat!
Joey: Ya so? You do know there's meat in that salad your eating, right?
Sally: Yes but it's ok, I'm salatarian.
Joey: Ooook...

salatarian by Zioxx March 23, 2008

Sadistarian 

One who only eats food that's production has resulted in the harm of at least one animal.

Man 1: I'm a sadistarian.

Man 2: I really couldn't care less about your diet.

Man 1: Oh.

Sadistarian by Somebody_Else October 18, 2012

Sagetarian 

One who loathes Bob Saget.

"I vomited so much after seeing Bob Saget on Full House. I must be a Sagetarian!"

Sagetarian by Mangocasserole September 15, 2008

sanditarian 

a diet that consists of sand.

person1: “hey we're going out to the steakhouse tonight wanna come”
person2: “sorry i’m a sanditarian can’t come”

sanditarian by Sand eater April 27, 2022