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Sad Ending 

When you get a massage and have them euthanize you at the end.
"I can't even get hard anymore. I guess I'll just take a sad ending." - guy on massage table.

Sad ending 

A little person stripper version of tub girl with a blue waffle, dressed up as a mime-clown, with big black hands that someone pays for to drill them rough, but instead puts her crevasse in their face and proceeds to shit on their chest, take their money, and subsequently giving them blue balls.
Robert went to the dentist today and got a sad ending. His mouth was numb and he smelled like shit.
Sad ending by maphew December 4, 2013

Sad ending 

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot
I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since
Sad ending by Glock(oma) July 2, 2021

sad, quiet ending 

Getting hand release at a massage parlor while your parents watch via live two-way video.
My mother yelling, "Oh God, no, don't do that, oh, no!" made that a sad, quiet ending to remember.
sad, quiet ending by darthcletus January 16, 2009

sadeninghyperfidgyanxiety

the feeling of sadness, hyperness, fidgetyness, and anxiousness.
thing 1: im feeling something right now
thing 2: such as...
thing 1: sadeninghyperfidgyanxiety
thing 2: i know exactley what u mean!

sadenning 

a subject is exposed to something that brings them to feel sadness
"The tragic love story was sadenning"
sadenning by Tj p February 17, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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