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sack slapper 

sack slapper by No3ntry March 17, 2005

Sack-Slapper 

When your sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool and the crap keeps coming out in a single piece until it finally breaks off and slaps against your ball sack.
I was sitting on the toilet and the turd was so long that it hit the bottom of the bowl and continued to work its way up the side. When it finally dropped from my ass it slapped my ball sack thus being termed a Sack-Slapper.
Sack-Slapper by Johnny MuddBone August 7, 2009

Sack-slapper 

One who spanks the hand across the scrotum in a continuous manner.
Jeff is a sack-slapper, he's been spanking my nuts all night long and they just turned blue.
Sack-slapper by Alex January 27, 2003

Slapped in the sack.

Elliot's friends stuck him with the bill. He got slapped in the sack.

Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.

Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.

Sacklapper 

When girls lap (lick) your ball sack
Those sacklappers didn't have what I wanted
Sacklapper by DNA CBK March 23, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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