A soul like no other. A rare beauty inside and out. A smile that lights up the stars at night! Intelligent, ambitious, and adventurous. Not like any other girl this is the girl you marry. She’s the girl you never want to get away. This is the girl your soul ties with and no matter what happens your heart will always belong to her. You can be your truest self around her she’ll make you feel warm and comfortable have you talking for hours on end about life and your dreams. She’ll keep you laughing until your stomach aches and she’s got a laughter that captivates everyone’s heart. She’s got a body that’s a work of art and just leaves you stunned.
A pornographic image commissioned by Reddit user u/maverickaventura which depicts a gigantic futanari version of sandy cheeks sucking up a taxi with her cock.
A vote FOR anyone NOT deserving it during the election post hurricane Sandy. Gained by politicians stepping into the spotlight, making promises and playing on the emotions of victims, aka voters, using the disaster for their own benefit.
The polling booths will see a lot of Sandy-votes in 2012.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!