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Skwid
A stupid little fuck-nut that bases his or her life on the idea of rebelling against certain elements of popular culture and society. One who seeks uniqueness and originality but is ironically identical to everyone around them.
"Those fuckers riding their five-speeds with their pant legs pulled half way up might as well have six tentacles and a beak."
Plural; n; skwidz
Plural; n; skwidz
Skwid by Harrison Bowser June 27, 2008
sKwID
A child riding on the back of an adult Squid's motorcycle, who are usually dressed by the adult in the same attire as the adult to include: shorts, sandles or tennis shoes, t-shirt, brain bucket, and always lacking gloves and jacket.
"Hey, look at that sKwID on the back of that GSX-R1000. His parent should be more responsible, and put some gear on him!
sKwID by Voodoochyl November 16, 2007
skidderman
skidderman by gogo9211 October 4, 2020
Skid Bob
Skid Bob is a term you would use when seeing a random ass person that looks like the world would be better off without. It's is a mix of a skidmark of society, much like when you can't get a shit stain out of the toilet, and a random asshole that no one likes. Also some one who talks about random shit, sucks with women, and still says your mom jokes.
*Commonly found amongst the guys wearing vans, mc hammer pants, with a cutoff and a gold chain, also a backwards hat that is placed perpendicularly floating upon the noggin. Also commonly found doublefisting a Juul and a Smirnoff ice*
I don't know who the fuck let this skid bob into the party but you just ruined the whole tempo!
I don't know who the fuck let this skid bob into the party but you just ruined the whole tempo!
Skid Bob by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018
Humid Skid
The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.
Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.
Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.
Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.
Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.
Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.
Humid Skid by skid squad May 13, 2012
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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