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Patrick Shwavy
When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born. (Coined by Noel Miller)
Rebecca: "I pulled a big Patrick Shwavy when I sent those dick pics to my dad instead of my boyfriend."
Sarah: "Oh shit, big Patrick Shwavy."
Sarah: "Oh shit, big Patrick Shwavy."
Patrick Shwavy by JakeTheBubbleWizard December 16, 2019
Shealynn
The best girl in the world!, Shes the cutest and kindest girl you’ll ever encounter. If you’re lucky enough to find a Shealynn if your life, you should cherish that moment and hope you get along well, shes very touchy and will do anything to get your attention :), she’s sweet and mean at the same time! She shows her love in a meaningful way. Her friends are always by her side no matter what happens. Jason loves you! :)
Shealynn by Shealynn is cute | ily ~JasonL September 25, 2018
patrick shwavy
“One time I got drunk before going to my friends senior prom. A few weeks prior I heard about this one kid getting into a real bad car accident that went there. I’m all patrick shwavy, and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him, so I go, “Hey man how you feeling?” and he didn’t reply. I then asked, “How long you gonna be in the wheelchair for?”, and my friend Sam stopped me and was like, “Yo! He’s got Cerebal Palsy. He’s gonna be in that wheelchair for life..”. It obviously wasn’t the right kid. The kid in the car accident actually fucking died, and I didn’t know that.”
patrick shwavy by yunggmaddie December 16, 2019
Patrick Shwavy
I was so Patrick shwavy that I asked a kid with cerebral palsy when he would get out of a wheelchair thinking he was a kid who died in a car crash the week prior.
Patrick Shwavy by Oneinchw0nder December 16, 2019
shravya
Shravya is just among the best girls. She’s conserved and confident at the same time. Shravya likes making friends and is very helpful. She’s ambitious and smart too. Everybody wishes to be like Shravya cause she’s amazing.
shravya by Joseph Stan May 1, 2018
patrick shwavy
patrick shwavy by Very bad person1956921 December 16, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026