rytair
rytair by Tiger Meat August 7, 2007
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Ryhaire is an extremely talented person, a great listener, someone who prioritizes people over himself because he cares too much, is extremely sensitive to his loved ones A sweet, carrying, funny guy, has a very cute giggle, he can make his voice sound so low and seductive which is very sexy, he is adorable, has brown eyes, he is a very loveable guy, he says the most cutest and sweetest thing any girl would want to hear come out of a guys mouth, he's amazing and he is Ryhaire
Ryhaire is one of the most caring people you can ever meet. He is loyal, nice, cute, funny and he can always make you smile even on your saddest days. If he says he loves you then he loves you and he doesn't like being questioned again and again. He will always be there for you no matter what you do. On your bad days, good days, the days you look bad and the days you look good. No matter what day or time he will always be with you. If you ever get to be with a Ryhaire then don't let him go because you will be losing the most precious thing in the world
If yall date he will give you everything he possibly can because he wants to be there for you, to take care of you, to love you, to cherish every little moment with you. When he dates you he wants it to last not just a couple months he wants to last forever
Ryhaire is one of the most caring people you can ever meet. He is loyal, nice, cute, funny and he can always make you smile even on your saddest days. If he says he loves you then he loves you and he doesn't like being questioned again and again. He will always be there for you no matter what you do. On your bad days, good days, the days you look bad and the days you look good. No matter what day or time he will always be with you. If you ever get to be with a Ryhaire then don't let him go because you will be losing the most precious thing in the world
If yall date he will give you everything he possibly can because he wants to be there for you, to take care of you, to love you, to cherish every little moment with you. When he dates you he wants it to last not just a couple months he wants to last forever
Ryhaire is very cute
Rytard
Rytard by Great Canadian December 24, 2024
Rytard
Rytard (noun)
Definition: A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness.
Common Traits:
• Confused even after diagrams
• Apologizes without knowing what for
• Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama”
• Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”
Definition: A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness.
Common Traits:
• Confused even after diagrams
• Apologizes without knowing what for
• Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama”
• Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”
Example: “I literally explained why I was upset in a paragraph and this Rytard said ‘damn that’s crazy.’”
Rytard by pusscyq882 May 12, 2025
Rytard
Rytard
(noun)
Definition:
A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness.
Common Traits:
Confused even after diagrams
Apologizes without knowing what for
Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama”
Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”
Synonyms for Rytard
Ryan’t – when he almost gets it, but tragically doesn’t
Clownfused – when he’s both a clown and confused
Man-splainer Zero – he can explain crypto but not your feelings
Gaslight Gatsby – charming, toxic, and completely unaware
Oopsie Ex – always “didn’t know” he hurt you... again
Selective Listener 3000 – hears “hi” but not “you hurt me”
Bare Minimum Barry – thinks “wyd?” at 11 p.m. is love
Emotionally Offline – updated his phone, not his empathy
SorryBot – says “sorry you feel that way,” never “sorry I did that”
(noun)
Definition:
A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness.
Common Traits:
Confused even after diagrams
Apologizes without knowing what for
Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama”
Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”
Synonyms for Rytard
Ryan’t – when he almost gets it, but tragically doesn’t
Clownfused – when he’s both a clown and confused
Man-splainer Zero – he can explain crypto but not your feelings
Gaslight Gatsby – charming, toxic, and completely unaware
Oopsie Ex – always “didn’t know” he hurt you... again
Selective Listener 3000 – hears “hi” but not “you hurt me”
Bare Minimum Barry – thinks “wyd?” at 11 p.m. is love
Emotionally Offline – updated his phone, not his empathy
SorryBot – says “sorry you feel that way,” never “sorry I did that”
Example:
“I literally explained why I was upset in a paragraph and this Rytard said ‘damn that’s crazy.’”
“I literally explained why I was upset in a paragraph and this Rytard said ‘damn that’s crazy.’”
Rytard by pusscyq882 May 12, 2025