Rytard

not REtard
buy the section RY means cool, easygoing, or popular

o ur such a rytard!!

Rytard by Rytard October 12, 2007

Rytard

One individual that’s weighing 120 pounds and is mentally challenged

Rytard put the part on the wrong way and stripped the bolt

Rytard by Great Canadian December 24, 2024

Rytard

Rytard (noun)
Definition: A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness.

Common Traits:
• Confused even after diagrams
• Apologizes without knowing what for
• Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama”
• Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”

Example: “I literally explained why I was upset in a paragraph and this Rytard said ‘damn that’s crazy.’”

Rytard by pusscyq882 May 12, 2025

Rytard

Rytard
(noun)

Definition:
A man who, despite multiple emotional TED Talks, detailed text messages, and crying in front of him twice, still doesn’t understand how he hurt you. Often replies to heartfelt confessions with “huh?” or “you should’ve told me.” The human embodiment of selective hearing and weaponized cluelessness.

Common Traits:

Confused even after diagrams

Apologizes without knowing what for

Thinks emotional maturity is “too much drama”

Responds to “I need space” with “wyd?”

Synonyms for Rytard

Ryan’t – when he almost gets it, but tragically doesn’t

Clownfused – when he’s both a clown and confused

Man-splainer Zero – he can explain crypto but not your feelings

Gaslight Gatsby – charming, toxic, and completely unaware

Oopsie Ex – always “didn’t know” he hurt you... again

Selective Listener 3000 – hears “hi” but not “you hurt me”

Bare Minimum Barry – thinks “wyd?” at 11 p.m. is love

Emotionally Offline – updated his phone, not his empathy

SorryBot – says “sorry you feel that way,” never “sorry I did that”

Example:
“I literally explained why I was upset in a paragraph and this Rytard said ‘damn that’s crazy.’”

Rytard by pusscyq882 May 12, 2025

Retarded Shoes 

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016

Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.

I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.

Bald Retard by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022

Retard Unit 

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.

Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.

Retard Unit by vektorweg June 5, 2017