A nickname reserved for only the absolute alpha male chads of the universe. A man with a large penis, and only gets with women who pester him relentlessly. A man who can do anything
Guy 1: Did that dude run headfirst through that sign and not feel a thing?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'