rusty kettle

A euphemism for genitalia (more commonly of the female variety) originating from Salad Fingers #1. Specifically refers to genitalia any person wishes to caress.

I’d like you to caress my rusty kettle.
I’d like to caress your rusty kettle.

by Mabaluf May 2, 2022

rusty tea kettle

When a anus leaks feces during anal intercorse. Causing anus to sqeel against the cock like a rusty tea kettle.

Rusty whistling sound....
"Oh. You Shit on my cock and dribbled mud on my clean white sheets like a rusty tea kettle."

by Sean Greer June 21, 2007