Definitions by Mabaluf

rusty kettle 

A euphemism for genitalia (more commonly of the female variety) originating from Salad Fingers #1. Specifically refers to genitalia any person wishes to caress.

I’d like you to caress my rusty kettle.
I’d like to caress your rusty kettle.

rusty kettle by Mabaluf May 2, 2022