rustoration

Refers to assorted stupid-a** bu**s**t salvage/repair labors performed by an unqualified dips**t who hasn't a bleepin' CLUE what he's doing, and so he ends up creating even MORE corrosion and/or damage to the item than it had BEFORE he got his clumsy cotton-pickin' hands on it.

I did my best to carefully disassemble an antique vacuum-cleaner to repair the frayed cord, but then I couldn't get the beastly thing to go back together, and so I ended up having to buy a whole replacement machine --- I felt like such a rustoration-jerk!

rustoration by QuacksO January 7, 2019

rustoration

A great $ervice performed on old black or cast iron waste pipes from the house to the septic tank or sewer line. Old pipes (40 years +) begin to flake and constrict the flow of waste causing back-ups.

I had a rustoration service performed on my waste pipe, it cleared all clogs and should last 1,520 years.

rustoration by Unclogged April 30, 2021

Clan Restoration Act 

A law in the Naruto Fanfiction universe plugged in by various fanfiction authors for any Naruto Harem Fanfic. Usually implicated to either build or restore a clan. Sometimes use in Reverse Harems.

It's original usage is unknown.

Finding out that he was the desendent of a long lost clan, Tsunade enacts the CRA, Clan Restoration Act for Naruto to take on multiple wives to build his clan's numbers back up.

Clan Restoration Act by Fowlkon March 14, 2011

Foreskin Restoration 

What a circumcised male does after learning how horrible circumcision is. It works by stretching the skin every day for years, causing penile skin to very slowly grow and form a skin tube with some (but not all) functions of a real foreskin.

Some people will tell you it's a waste of time because it's not a real foreskin and you can't get the nerve endings back. However, foreskin restoration still has so many benefits that everyone who does it says it's worth it. You do get some nerve endings back, but not all. Every restorer reports a massive increase in sexual pleasure.

I became depressed after finding out my parents mutilated me after I was born, so I started foreskin restoration.

Foreskin Restoration by ForeskinRestorer March 19, 2019

Foreskin restoration 

The process of expanding the residual skin of the penis by surgical or nonsurgical means to creat a foreskin.

John is having foreskin restoration.

Foreskin restoration by Deep blue 2012 March 19, 2010

Frame-off Restoration 

A restoration project in which the entire vehicle is completely disassembled with all parts cleaned or replaced as necessary, so that the restored car meets the original factory specifications as closely as possible.

Most classic cars today have undergone frame-off restoration

Frame-off Restoration by johnebp February 14, 2004

restortion

restortion is a cult that worships cp

Dude, have you seen the restortion bloodline? I heard they really love cp.

restortion by LifeOfDeezy December 28, 2022