Real Sexual Bases 

These are the clarified version of the sexual bases. Real Sexual Bases (RSB)

1. Hug
2. Kiss on Cheek

3. Peck on lips
4. Make Out

5. Hickey on Neck

6. Makeout with shirts off
7. Hickey on parts other than Neck

8. Finger/Handjob

9. Blowjob/eat pussy

10. Sex

11. Sex with role play

12. Threesome

13. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club

Scenario 1:
P1: Yo bro, I got lucky last night.

P2: Damn, how far did you go?

P1: only to 7th base :((
P2: damn the Real Sexual Bases offered perfect clarity in this situation

Scenario 2:

P1: how did the date go?
P2: it was chill, we hit 3rd base at the end. hopefully get to 4th on the next one
P1: once again, the Real Sexual Bases offered much needed clarity on this situation

Real Sexual Bases by gutjop August 5, 2021

Real Sexual Bases (RSB) 

There exists much too many interpretations of what 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th base is. This is a much needed clarification on the nature of the bases.

1. Eye contact

2. Hug
3. Kiss on Cheek

4. Peck on lips
5. Makeout

6. Hickey on Neck

7. Hickey on parts other than Neck

8. Makeout with shirts off

9. Finger / Handjob

10. Blowjob / Eat Pussy

11. Sex

12. Sex with role play

13. Threesome

14. Orgy / Sex in Sex Club

P1: YOOOO, I hooked up with someone last night.

P2: oh damn, how far?
P1: 9th base
P2: Thanks for the clarity. The Real Sexual Bases (RSB) is very helpful for navigating such conversations.
P1: peace bro

Real Sexual Bases (RSB) by gutjop July 27, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008