The act of making threats over the Internet that are all put into an elaborate scenario. Everything is spelled incorrectly and is spoken in a tone of an Xbox playing hick. Invented by a ginger named "king chris" circa 2010.

1) I walk out butt naked dick uh swinging beer in one hand controller in other take sip of miller light. We make eye contact you get nervous start sweating I point to tell you to get. You take off running for I get to whipping you. I have you madder n a upside down turtle
2)I start up ole pontoon boat I got parked over at dock. I catch glimpse of you on Lil boat with trolling motor. You holding at sumbitch wideeee open 15 mph see your hair blowing in wind look like model from bass pro shop catalog. You turn I see your face. You stop start fishing over in slou. I wait til you got big fish on line. I here ya hootin n hillerin I got supper tonight boys. You over there screaming like Ric flair. Next thing you know I'm.coming at you full speed ahead park on top of you like monster truck on little car
3)BES HIRRY BEFORE I TAKE YOUR GIRL TO MCDONALS ON FALSE PROMISE OF NUGGETS PUSH HER IN BALL PIT TURN OFF LIGHTS AND LEAVE HER THERE
4) AFTER YOU FINISH RUNNIN YOU ALWAYS TELL EM "GET RAN"

Runnin by Runnin March 8, 2015

Runnin Shit

Taking care of business in a highly efficient and effective manner, often resulting in outrageous success. Not limited to any particular enterprise and can be used interchangeably when describing any activity ranging from athletic competition to armed conflict and everything in between.

Rasa: So what did you guys do yesterday?
Carl: After I conned my prof into giving me an A in physics, I met up with Sergiy who had just gotten a badass job offer, so we took the M5 down to the club and punched hoes all night. We were strait runnin shit.
Rasa: <sigh>

Runnin Shit by victoryon2feett January 5, 2009

runnin' it

partying extravagantly or dominating in any aspect of life for an extended period of time.

he started drinking at 9 a.m., popped an adderall at 4 p.m. and he's been straight runnin' it all night.

runnin' it by onetime7989 November 6, 2008

Runnin Out

Doin too much or doin the most

“Yo ima put my civic on 35s”
“Nahh you runnin out”

Runnin Out by Travioli96 June 7, 2018

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026