The act of making threats over the Internet that are all put into an elaborate scenario. Everything is spelled incorrectly and is spoken in a tone of an Xbox playing hick. Invented by a ginger named "king chris" circa 2010.
1) I walk out butt naked dick uh swinging beer in one hand controller in other take sip of miller light. We make eye contact you get nervous start sweating I point to tell you to get. You take off running for I get to whipping you. I have you madder n a upside down turtle
2)I start up ole pontoon boat I got parked over at dock. I catch glimpse of you on Lil boat with trolling motor. You holding at sumbitch wideeee open 15 mph see your hair blowing in wind look like model from bass pro shop catalog. You turn I see your face. You stop start fishing over in slou. I wait til you got big fish on line. I here ya hootin n hillerin I got supper tonight boys. You over there screaming like Ric flair. Next thing you know I'm.coming at you full speed ahead park on top of you like monster truck on little car
3)BES HIRRY BEFORE I TAKE YOUR GIRL TO MCDONALS ON FALSE PROMISE OF NUGGETS PUSH HER IN BALL PIT TURN OFF LIGHTS AND LEAVE HER THERE
4) AFTER YOU FINISH RUNNIN YOU ALWAYS TELL EM "GET RAN"