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Ranch Rangoon 

A style of rangoon often eaten in Korea. Its comparable to crab rangoon, but substitutes ranch for crab. Recently popularized in southern US.
Dan: What should I order to eat?
Mike: You've gotta try the ranch rangoon. Its amazing

rangoonin' 

When a straight man has homosexual sex for money, usually with african american men.
John couldn't pay the rent, so he went rangoonin' at the barbershop
rangoonin' by Bob Stevenson August 21, 2006

Come in Rangoon 

Early generations of short wave radios had large flat tuning dials requiring spreading all five fingers and placing them on the circumference of the dial in order to gently turn the dial right or left to tune in a distant location (Rangoon). Spatially, the gesture resembles that of palming a woman's ample breast.
Two guys are sitting in a bar, in walks a woman with large breasts, one guy turns to the other, winks and says 'Come in Rangoon.'
Come in Rangoon by ackpirate September 20, 2013

Jizz-Rangoon 

The act of busting a mad nut in a fruit rollup, then wrapping it in a Crab-Rangoon manner and presenting it to your female companion for the most delightful and delicious consumption.
I gave my girl a Jizz-Rangoon the other day; We've never been so close in my life.
Jizz-Rangoon by Bcon2Gone December 13, 2013

crab rangoon (the food) 

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.
David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.

rangooned 

to describe when extremly intoxicated
pissed up beyond human control rangooned.
rangooned by spudsdeeper August 8, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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