Rug man

A man with lots of hair on his body. He is oftin confused for a warewolf or a jew, but is simply a very hairy man. Hair oftin sticks out the sleves or collar of his shirt's and he has out of control pubic hair. the latest sighting is the Yeti an man who is simply a Rug Man but is confused for a monster. Sam thing goes for gorillas some Dark skined Rug Men are put in a cage after being confused for gorilla.

Rug Men wont take off thier shirts at the beach and oftin times are very insecure. They come in many different colors and sizes. No rug man is alike and most dont like it when you pet their hair.

"Julie omg David is such a rug man i thought he was the great white ape at first."
"My boyfriend is such a rug man he wont take his shirt off at the beach."

Rug man by pepper_moto March 15, 2010

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Connor Rugman

A deluded glory supporter known in his younger days for constantly changing his allegiance to a team based in who has won the league more recently. Currently supporting Real ‘Washed up’ Madrid and one of the few people in the world to think Vinicius is half decent. His opinions make people drop dead in front of him with the amount of bullshit that they contain - one of the most deluded football ‘fans’ on the planet.

Fuck me Connor Rugman is a knob.

Connor Rugman by MazJW October 27, 2021

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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