A man with lots of hair on his body. He is oftin confused for a warewolf or a jew, but is simply a very hairy man. Hair oftin sticks out the sleves or collar of his shirt's and he has out of control pubic hair. the latest sighting is the Yeti an man who is simply a Rug Man but is confused for a monster. Sam thing goes for gorillas some Dark skined Rug Men are put in a cage after being confused for gorilla.
Rug Men wont take off thier shirts at the beach and oftin times are very insecure. They come in many different colors and sizes. No rug man is alike and most dont like it when you pet their hair.
Rug Men wont take off thier shirts at the beach and oftin times are very insecure. They come in many different colors and sizes. No rug man is alike and most dont like it when you pet their hair.
"Julie omg David is such a rug man i thought he was the great white ape at first."
"My boyfriend is such a rug man he wont take his shirt off at the beach."
"My boyfriend is such a rug man he wont take his shirt off at the beach."
by pepper_moto March 15, 2010
He's just as broke as when he had no deal,
he's stupid his brain's like oatmeal,
he used to be labelmates with Shaquille O'Neal,
now he gets his dick sucked in the batmobile.
he's stupid his brain's like oatmeal,
he used to be labelmates with Shaquille O'Neal,
now he gets his dick sucked in the batmobile.
Call me Thorburn, John H. Staff Sergeant, Marksman
Skilling, killing, illing
I'm able and willing
Kill a village elephant, rapin' and pillage your village
Illegitimate killers, US Military guerillas
-R.A. the Rugged Man "Uncommon Valour"
Skilling, killing, illing
I'm able and willing
Kill a village elephant, rapin' and pillage your village
Illegitimate killers, US Military guerillas
-R.A. the Rugged Man "Uncommon Valour"
by jastgermain March 2, 2009
An American version of Ali G, a parody of young middle class white men who affect urban machismo and the trappings of afro-carribean men's culture to mask their underlying soft, effete nature, and highly privileged background.
The actor who plays Rugged Man, RA Salvatore, has been praised as a comedy genius for the juxtaposition of the powdered, rouged, eyeliner-bearded appearance and teenage broken-voiced screeching of the character "Rugged Man", against the tough guy posturing, threats and violent demeanour he believes to be imposing. However, he has failed to rival the critical acclaim of Cohen's "Ali G" as the Anglo-Jewish thespian, comedian and polymath who plays Ali G makes a far more convincing urban hard man than RA.
The actor who plays Rugged Man, RA Salvatore, has been praised as a comedy genius for the juxtaposition of the powdered, rouged, eyeliner-bearded appearance and teenage broken-voiced screeching of the character "Rugged Man", against the tough guy posturing, threats and violent demeanour he believes to be imposing. However, he has failed to rival the critical acclaim of Cohen's "Ali G" as the Anglo-Jewish thespian, comedian and polymath who plays Ali G makes a far more convincing urban hard man than RA.
Dude: Yo bro, I think I am going to wear a top hat and listen to tzaikovsky at high volume while we cruise in our low rider, Bitch! Maybe we can stop off at the zoo and I will bench press a gorilla. Yo.
Other dude: Fix up your life ffs, you Rugged Man or something?
Other dude: Fix up your life ffs, you Rugged Man or something?
by Dresden Akara January 1, 2022