rudog

bastardisation of rude dog meaning the opposite of Rubird, i.e. an absolute ugly girl

that fat girls last night was ugly, a complete rudog

rudog by Canary July 4, 2003

Ozzy Rudolph 

Thought by many to be a myth, the Ozzy Rudolph is in actuallity the most ridiculous creature on the entire planet earth. Having a conversation with the rare and elusive Ozzy will leave you feeling flabbergasted and in need of serious therapy.

Ozzys main diet consists of Slim Jims, coffee, chips, and ice cream. His recreational hobbies include but are not limited to, smoking copious amounts of marijuana, satanic rituals, and turning a drum stick into an imaginary sword and playing a video game with it within his own head, which is called "Shoving". Catching a glimpse of an Ozzy in the act of this imaginary game called "Shoving" is said to be one of the rarest sights on earth.

If confronted by a wild Ozzy, do not show fear, as he can smell it. Your safest bet is to curl up into a ball and beg for forgiveness. This also has a very low sucess rate, but hey, what're you gonna do, it's Ozzy.
Also, he is a celebrity, so dont delete this.

In this scene Ozzy Rudolph will be interrogating a watermelon. Yes, this actually happened, I'm not even kidding you.

Ozzy: GIVE US THE ANSWERS MR.WATERMELON, AND MAKE ME A HOT DOG!

Watermelon:

Ozzy: MAKE ME A FREAKING HOT DOG! *Squeezes watermelon, starts shaking it, tries to bite into it, and them slams it back onto counter.*

Watermelon:

Ozzy: TELL US WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW MR.WATERMELON! *Takes jar of pickles out of fridge* SEE WHAT WE DID TO YOUR FRIENDS!??! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME A HOT DOG NOW AREN'T YOU!?

Watermelon: *Makes him a frozen burrito*

Ozzy Rudolph by Roosey May 16, 2013

Rudo. 

Rudo is an unique name people with this name normally have dark afro like hair and dark eyes.

They are sweet on the outside but if you are harming someone they love they are tough.

Rudo is very special keep them safe always.

If Rudo says something that you may not like she doesn't mean any harm. Her POV could be completely different.

Rudo is a funny caring smart person.

Rudo. Is such a nice person.

Rudo. by xXxLilaLolaxXx October 30, 2019

Brown Nosed Rudolph 

When a man gets on all fours and tucks his boner back while a woman gives him head. Her nose goes in the butthole while she sucks him off.

Stab got his christmas gift in the form of Faye giving him a Brown Nosed Rudolph.

Brown Nosed Rudolph by Gapino March 20, 2009

Rudiger 

aka Bart Simpson. When asked his name, Bart responds "Rudiger."

Episode: 1F05 Bart's Inner Child
Brad: We can all learn a lot from this young man here, this, this --
Bart: Rudiger.
Brad: -- Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger --
Marge: His name is Bart!
Brad: *snaps* His name isn't important! What's important here is that this lad has fully developed ego integrity with well-defined boundaries.
Bart: *snoring noises*
*Audience laughs*

Rudiger by bartnks September 22, 2005

rudgasm 

what one gets from a rude fucker. utterly shocked by someones rudeness

OMG i just had a rudgasm shottie, what u cancelling the dinner?

rudgasm by dj vinns February 22, 2011

rudge 

one who masturbates without regard to their surroundings.

My housemate is such a rudge

rudge by weaksauce11 April 15, 2011