rubenon
My rubenon was very naughty.
rubenon by Oldie mc squirts July 19, 2016
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rubenowitz
The Stems & Seeds in your stash from an unknown dealer or lame dealer/part time friend
Look at this stash, it's filled with stems & benies!
Look at this stash, it's filled with stems & benies!
rubenowitz by Brendan Holmes December 14, 2008
RubenO.S
you think RubenO.S is only a clown right?, NO!, you are so fucking wrong bitch, this guy is actually the Gsu's lover, And we have more!, you can see him in the #report-players chat his 90% of time, and always for the same reason spam, wanna know something funny?, this guy abuses even more than 3 spammers together
Also ruben is so fucking gay for using axl
Also ruben is so fucking gay for using axl
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Rubenn
This name is given to the chadest of the chad alpha males with a with the LARGEST cock ever seen. He looms over humanity at 69.420" feet tall Rubenn can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Rubenn punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case
Girl 1: "Who is that hunk of a man over there?"
Girl 2: "Why, that there Susan, is a Rubenn!"
Girl 1: "What's a Rubenn?"
Girl 2: "Well, basically all I can say is he's going to rearrange your organs in the bedroom."
Girl 2: "Why, that there Susan, is a Rubenn!"
Girl 1: "What's a Rubenn?"
Girl 2: "Well, basically all I can say is he's going to rearrange your organs in the bedroom."
Rubenn by Megachad69 November 23, 2021
rubenanimatesthings
RubenAnimatesThings is a “worldwide internet sensation”. He loved cartoons and a little bit of anime. Like amphibia, The Owl House, and Toilet Bound Hanako Kun.
rubenanimatesthings by runstyruntyrunt May 22, 2023
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