rubenon

A foolish way to call a mate.

My rubenon was very naughty.

by Oldie mc squirts July 19, 2016

Rubenox

In or falling for someone's consistent button pushing.

I don't want to keep replying to that idiot's badgering email but I just can't let it go. I'm so stuck in a Rubenox it's not even funny.

by el pinkio May 7, 2010

rubenowitz

The Stems & Seeds in your stash from an unknown dealer or lame dealer/part time friend

Look at this stash, it's filled with stems & benies!

Look at this satchel, it's filled with a bunch of rubenowitz!

by Brendan Holmes December 14, 2008

RubenO.S

rubens lore

you think RubenO.S is only a clown right?, NO!, you are so fucking wrong bitch, this guy is actually the Gsu's lover, And we have more!, you can see him in the #report-players chat his 90% of time, and always for the same reason spam, wanna know something funny?, this guy abuses even more than 3 spammers together

Also ruben is so fucking gay for using axl

by user29302930920329030293029302 December 15, 2022

Rubenn

This name is given to the chadest of the chad alpha males with a with the LARGEST cock ever seen. He looms over humanity at 69.420" feet tall Rubenn can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Rubenn punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case

Girl 1: "Who is that hunk of a man over there?"
Girl 2: "Why, that there Susan, is a Rubenn!"
Girl 1: "What's a Rubenn?"
Girl 2: "Well, basically all I can say is he's going to rearrange your organs in the bedroom."

by Megachad69 November 23, 2021

rubenanimatesthings

RubenAnimatesThings is a “worldwide internet sensation”. He loved cartoons and a little bit of anime. Like amphibia, The Owl House, and Toilet Bound Hanako Kun.

RubenAnimatesThings is my favorite youtuber!

by runstyruntyrunt May 22, 2023