This name is given to the chadest of the
chad alpha males with a with the LARGEST cock ever seen. He looms over humanity at 69.420" feet tall Rubenn can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5
miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Rubenn punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than
3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound
car crashing into a wall at 30
miles per hour. I rest my case
Girl 1: "Who is that
hunk of a man over there?"
Girl 2: "Why, that there
Susan, is a Rubenn!"
Girl 1: "What's a Rubenn?"
Girl 2: "Well, basically all I can
say is he's going to rearrange your organs in the bedroom."