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roysters

1) a bog eyed little boy with chronic B.O. , CHRONIC, no real friends and a MASSIVE bee oh en jee

2) sex toysters

3) a person who has plugged there batty with a penis shaped corkstopper

4) a teenager who is fragrant but not in a pleasant way

5) the scrawniest, skinniest most pathetic little bag of skin bones and spot puss in the absolute world
1) you know little ben, hes turning into a bit of a roysters dont you reckon?

2) if you go to ann summers you can buy a range of roysters (butt plugs)

3) almost every person in canal street manchester at this moment in time is a roysters

4) im smelling like a bit of a roysters at the mo

5) faz is well roysters
by McShuLad April 28, 2010
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Roosters three way

2 dudes butt fucking eachother, when the girlfriend of the pitcher pegs said pitcher. Also the name of a local IPA.
I was butt fucking my bro and my girlfriend walked in and that's when it became a roosters three way.
by Dudesnacks June 6, 2020
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Maine Roasters Coffee

The absolute dopest place to get yo sipppppp on. The employees are major hotties with a nack for making drank just the way you like it ;)

In the small town of Yarmouth, Maine.
I wish I could go visit Erin and Bea at Maine Roasters Coffee... they are the coolest.
by coffeebitchez January 30, 2010
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Sweet Roosters

The new way to wish someone sweet dreams, in order to confuse the hell out of them. Once you wish someone "Sweet Roosters", you must not explain what it means, just walk away letting them think you have gone all Buffalo Bob on their ass and lost your fucking mind!

Sweet Rooster also acts as a double entendre, when used in the same context as above.
1)Right before Brie went to bed I wished her sweet roosters. . . The look on her face was priceless, and the restraining order she took out on me was too.

2) I came straight out and asked her if she wanted some of my sweet rooster?
by Richard Aplenty January 4, 2009
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Flaccid Roosters

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.
Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!

Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks
by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011
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Flippin roosters for babies

To swap a variety of pills, commonly Xanax and adderall, for a sack of good buds.
Hit Lao up so we should be flippin roosters for babies. I've been flipping chickens for bricks but it's time for the babies.
by Soiceysourdeez January 21, 2011
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royster

to engage in noisy revelry without restraint; to carouse.
Pete: "Hey what you doing this weekend?"
Cook: "Man are you a fool? I am going to royster with the oyster dude, it is the biggest party of the year!"
Pete: "Damn, I gotta stop living in a hole, I can't believe I forgot again..."
by Pete Dick January 16, 2008
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