rowswell

Some scrub who has really weak ankles.

guy 1:"what happened to him?"
guy 2:"he jumped and his ankle broke!!"
guy 1:"wow he is such a rowswell!!"

by swagmagee October 28, 2014

Roswell highschool

Ghetto ass school but fye at football. Never a boring day at roswell high

7 fist fights in one day. Only at roswell highschool

by yuhhhgangggg February 28, 2017

Roswell

A moderately wealthy city in Northern Metro-Atlanta often mistaken by outsiders as the location of ufo sitings, when in reality, it's a bunch of teenagers driving jeeps and lifted trucks pretending to be redneck while blasting Migos.

Hey man where are you from?
I'm from Roswell, Georgia
Do you see a lot of UFO's there?
That's Roswell, New Mexico dumbass...

by Joshslader9234 June 28, 2018

Roswellian

So advanced that it must have been derived from the reverse engineering of crashed/captured alien spacecraft, such as that said to have crashed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947.

That new classified U.S. spy plane is loaded with Roswellian technology.

by G. Speck July 31, 2006

Roswell

On July 2nd 1947, a UFO propelled at supersonic speed by electrogravity was struck down by lightning over a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico. The wreckage was scattered for 2 miles or so, hence why a lot of witnesses did not see the aliens.

The military employee who told the media was forced to take it back the next day and say it was a weather balloon. However the wreckage was not consistent with a weather balloon. In recent times, many of the witnesses have testified that what crashed at Roswell was not of this Earth.

There is also claims that technology discovered on the crashed UFO has been integrated into human society. Transistors, integrated circuit chips, lasers, accelerated particle beams, and kevlar were supposedly all present on the UFO, before humans took them to the lab and 're-invented' them. A lot of even more advanced technology has yet to see the light of day.

The Roswell incident also helped to fuel the conspiracy known as the Cold War.

Isn't it about time the US government told the truth about Roswell?

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

ROSWELL STYLE

A conspiracy theory involving high-up government officials and the potential destruction of mankind. Derived from jay and silent bob strike back.

Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

Roswell

The most amazing love story to ever exist on television. Roswell quickly had a cult-like following of fans who saved their show from being cut by sending thousands of bottles of Tabasco Sauce to the show's creators. This show was a mix of science fiction, romance, and teen angst. The couples included Max Evans(Jason Behr) & Liz Parker (Shiri Appleby), Michael Guerin (Brendan Fehr) & Maria Deluca (Majandra Delfino), Isabel Evans (Katherine Heigl) & Alex Whitman (Colin Hanks), Max Evans & Tess Harding (Emilie De Ravin), Isabel Evans-Ramirez & Jesse Ramirez (Adam Rodriguez). The show ends with the six of them (Max, Liz, Maria, Michael, Isabel, and Kyle) driving off in a van on the run from the FBI.

"OMG, Max died on Roswell last night."

by Rachael Elizabeth February 26, 2008