roting

Roting is a stoner slang form of the word Rotating aptly named for the "spinning" sensation inebriation can cause. Also known as Rotin' or just Rotating. Places of origin: British Columbia, Canada. A dance move, called the rotate (where one makes vertical rotation movements with both hands while rotating in a circle) has stemmed from this term. "Do the rotate, do the rotate!"

"Man, I was so rotin' last night."

by Reid October 15, 2004

Rowing

The most phisically demanding sport, you will ever encounter. It's hard, exhausting and makes you feel like you want to collapse. Rowers get up every morning at 6 to go out in the freezing cold weather to row with there 'pogies'. Even in 12 degree weather, they walk around in a one piece lycra and a spandex top. During winter training, rowers train inside doing runs, circuits, weights and ergos which normally consist of 2k, 5k and the dreaded 30 minutes. 30 minutes are dread awful. It's hard to describe the pain of 30 minutes but most rowers are crying by halfway. Rowing is the greatest dport ever. Admit it. It's true.

"Hey I'm going rowing after this."
"In this weather? It's raining!"
"Hey, don't worry, I've got my full lycra and spandex kit to keep me toasty warm" ;)

by ROWINGBUDDIES222 February 13, 2012

Stanford Rowing Team

Assisted masturbation session involving a circular series of interlocking dutch rudders.

A true "stanford rowing team" consists of 8 "rowing" members directly participating in a full dutch rudder circle as well as one "coxswain" who counts out the stroke rhythm at desired pace for maximal satisfaction and general safety.

"Hey bro, wanna get in on our Stanford Rowing Team?"
"Isn't that kinda gay, dude?"
"It's cool, just don't make eye contact with the coxswain"

by hickoryB October 21, 2013

Front Rowing

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

fartane rating

A number associated with the richness of flatulence. A number 2 rating is average and might be mistaken for "forgetting to take the garbage out" A number 4 rating will typically clear out a medium sized room while a number 8 is a serious combustion and explosion hazard.

Arthur, at any party could always be counted on to rip one with a number 4 fartane rating. People who knew him well would always reply with a blessed be the fruit right before they made their exit.

by Sidney's natural resources October 10, 2019

DPPM rating

This is an acronym for Dick Pics Per Match. A beautiful or slutty looking female on dating apps (Tinder and Plenty of Fish) usually has a lot of men sending them unsolicited pictures of their genitalia once they match. Depending on how many pictures a female gets will determine her DPPM rating. A DPPM score can help a woman learn where she fits in the sexual marketplace (Not to be confused with the dating marketplace). This is done in a percentage. A less than 30% DPPM rating may indicate a woman that has a wholesome presence or is unattractive in the sexual marketplace. A DPPM of 31% to 70% is your average good looking woman. A DPPM rating of over 71% will usually indicate a sexy woman or a woman who dresses (304) in a manner that welcomes unsolicited dick pics.

Anne: I wonder how I am received on the sexual marketplace.

Shirley: What's your DPPM rating?

I have a high DPPM rating, maybe I should change my online image on this dating app.

by YamaR6 May 5, 2022

bed rotting

The gen z term for staying in bed for days on end, binging on Netflix, Tik Tok and Hinge

Hey man, where have you been these days? Sorry, brother , I’ve been bed rotting!

by Chriso! June 2, 2023