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Rosebush 

Person 1: NO BUT ROSEBUSH CAN'T DIE BECAUSE HE'S AN ALIEN AND HE HAS RAINBOW POWERS AND HE'S GONNA KILL YOU BECAUSE HE'S EVIL AND HE'S ALSO IN LOVE WITH A COTTONSHROOM AND HE'S GONNA KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU THINK HE LOOKS LIKE CACA SO HE'S GONNA KILL YOU NOW BECAUSE HE'S EVIL AND HE'S GAY AND HE'S AN ALIEN AND HE'S GONNA KILL YOU BECAUSE HE THINKS YOU LOOK LIKE CACA AND BECAUSE YOU CALLED HIM CACA NOW DIE
Person 2: I hope you die in a car crash
Rosebush by Yesest Yes Enthusiast September 23, 2025

Frosted rose bush 

While having sex with a ginger woman, the man pulls out and ejaculates on her red pubic hair. He then forms the pubic hair in the shape of a flower and lets it harden that way, giving it the look of a red rose with frost on it.
I gave Mary the old frosted rose bush the other day. It was beautiful!
Frosted rose bush by Otsego66 February 28, 2018

Portugese Rose Bush 

This act involves group sex, containing a minimum of four women and one man - at least one of the women in the group must be ovulating. The act involves the male party penetrating the ovulating female, then dabbing his blood-stained penis across the faces of the other female parties.
Matt (in Group Chat with six female friends): Hey ladies, care to pop by for a Portugese Rose Bush?
Sarah, Danielle, Lindsay, Erica, Kate & Lisa (simultaneously): FUCK YES!!!
Erica: I’m on the rag, so it looks like I’ll be the paint can!

Rose Bush 

I heard she's got a rose bush. Good to know.
Rose Bush by Thadus July 1, 2011

Thorny Rose Bush 

When the index and middle fingers are coiled and pinky and ring finger are coiled and one coiling is inserted into the vaginal opening and one inserted into the anal opening.
He gave me more than the shocker, he gave me a thorny rose bush last night!
Thorny Rose Bush by piyonugget December 12, 2010

rosebushing 

When you eat a girl out while she's on her period.
I was rosebushing my girl last night.
rosebushing by Bhrae March 27, 2017