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rosebuds

a little miracle that occurs when you hold in farts, but your pooper accidentally releases a dollop of poop that is shaped like a rosebud into yer gitch
I hate doing my husbands laundry, he always leaves rosebuds in his manties
by KernalFart October 17, 2010
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Rosebud kiss

2 people with prolapsed assholes touch together for a kiss.
Dude I heard Stacy and Gwen totally did a rosebud kiss.
by 2ub0 July 31, 2015
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rosebud

The appearance of one's rectum after fisting. The internal tissue pulls out beyond the sphincter muscle. The bright red to pinkish tissue looks like a rosebud.
That dude takes alot of fists up his ass- check out that rosebud.
by mike May 23, 2003
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rosebud

an anal prolapse, usually caused by the repeated insertion of oversized objects, such as fists.
Fisterbob's rosebud is no ordinary nosegay.
by pottymouth12 September 13, 2015
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chocolate rosebud

n: the asshole of a black man or woman that has recently been anally penetrated and therefore looks slightly swollen like a blooming rose or is still tightly closed like a rosebud
Ivan: "Yeah, I fisted Dominic for the first time last night."

Brian: "Oh really?"

Dominic: "Yeah, after we got done, my asshole was like a chocolate rosebud in spring!"
by BTheWordMaker May 16, 2008
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Chocolate Dipped Rosebud

A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.

Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.

This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.

Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.

A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.
I surprised Clara on Valentine’s Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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rosebud

the act of pushing the anus out so it comes completely out and looks like a big pink flower, or ROSEBUD
by Mila July 16, 2002
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