rosebuds
a little miracle that occurs when you hold in farts, but your pooper accidentally releases a dollop of poop that is shaped like a rosebud into yer gitch
rosebuds by KernalFart October 17, 2010
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chocolate rosebud
n: the asshole of a black man or woman that has recently been anally penetrated and therefore looks slightly swollen like a blooming rose or is still tightly closed like a rosebud
Ivan: "Yeah, I fisted Dominic for the first time last night."
Brian: "Oh really?"
Dominic: "Yeah, after we got done, my asshole was like a chocolate rosebud in spring!"
Brian: "Oh really?"
Dominic: "Yeah, after we got done, my asshole was like a chocolate rosebud in spring!"
chocolate rosebud by BTheWordMaker May 16, 2008
Chocolate Dipped Rosebud
A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.
Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.
This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.
Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.
A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.
Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.
This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.
Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.
A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.
I surprised Clara on Valentine’s Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.
Chocolate Dipped Rosebud by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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