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rose petals 

Licking someones asshole in a clockwise circular motion.
"Billy gave me rose petals and ended up with a tongue full of toilet-paper rollies."
rose petals by Jesus Murphbag August 20, 2003
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Skittles and rose petals

A code name for sex after prom, homecoming, or any other dance event
DAVE: Me and Jess are gonna have Skittles and rose petals tonight

JOHN: Woaaaahhhh nice dude
*bro five*

rose petal 

1. A part of a rose.

2. The term for a dainty little twat.
My lover has the prettiest rose petal.
rose petal by laeiryn August 8, 2008

rose petal vagina 

How was that girl you took home last night? Amazing, she had a rose petal vagina
rose petal vagina by bert juman January 8, 2010

rose petal sex

(verb) When a man lays out rose petals on his lady's bed and then proceeds to lay her down and have sex with the her without first removing said rose petals. Thus have sex on top of the rose petals.
My girlfriend and I had rose petal sex Valentine's Day night.
rose petal sex by slover11 March 3, 2011

rose petal 

A submissive girl who is extremely feminine/delicate and seeks full-time or near-full-time d/s relationships where any "BDSM play" is light and the focus is on the emotional aspects of the relationship. Rose petals often openly display their kink because they do not see it as provocative, unlike the lifestyle of most other submissives (babygirls, slaves, sissies, etc.) This is most commonly shown through the use of accessories such as lace choker necklaces and jewelry featuring a lock.

Rose petals strive to be the romantic interests we see in Victorian/Edwardian and fantasy literature, who are typically reserved and graceful. Unlike many other submissives, rose petals do not enjoy being severely hurt, degraded, or humiliated by their dominant partners. In their eyes, dominant/submissive relationships are beautiful and romantic, and should not be tainted in such ways. This type of submissive woman most often seeks a dominant who is also sophisticated and romantic, but has a dark and mysterious edge. When with the right type of partner for them, the rose petal can become very service-oriented and nurturing/soothing. In return, they seek emotional guidance and safety.

Not to be confused with submissive wives, babygirls, "little girl" subs, "occasional" kinksters, or vanilla women who happen to be especially feminine. It is also worth noting that rose petals value themselves just as highly as their dominant partners, so they do not commonly use titles or pronoun capitalization.
Person 1: "How are things going with your new submissive girlfriend?"

Person 2: "Not like I expected, dude. All she wanted me to do last night was tie her up with a silk scarf and tickle her with a feather. She asked me to spoon her all night, though. I think she's a rose petal."
rose petal by pureheart9 January 21, 2015

Rose petal 

The act of twisting a broken bottle into someone's skin, to inflict damage
Matt smashed his beer on the counter and then gave that fool a rose petal
Rose petal by oh_ok January 5, 2012
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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