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Roosterish

1. To be unjustly proud or boastful while telling stories that are of poor quality.

2. To constantly attempt to top a friend's stories
I don't care how your cat died. I was talking about my father's passing. Stop being so roosterish.
Roosterish by Matthew R. Gordon July 24, 2010

Roosters three way 

2 dudes butt fucking eachother, when the girlfriend of the pitcher pegs said pitcher. Also the name of a local IPA.
I was butt fucking my bro and my girlfriend walked in and that's when it became a roosters three way.

roosterfest 

An epic weekend celebrated by girls only who consume large amounts of alcohol while dressing in bohemian clothing who have agreed to "Fight Club" rules. Also known as a weekend getaway.
Can't wait until we get turnt at roosterfest.
roosterfest by Stevie N. January 14, 2017

Sweet Roosters 

The new way to wish someone sweet dreams, in order to confuse the hell out of them. Once you wish someone "Sweet Roosters", you must not explain what it means, just walk away letting them think you have gone all Buffalo Bob on their ass and lost your fucking mind!

Sweet Rooster also acts as a double entendre, when used in the same context as above.
1)Right before Brie went to bed I wished her sweet roosters. . . The look on her face was priceless, and the restraining order she took out on me was too.

2) I came straight out and asked her if she wanted some of my sweet rooster?
Sweet Roosters by Richard Aplenty January 4, 2009

Flaccid Roosters 

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.
Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!

Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks
Flaccid Roosters by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

Flippin roosters for babies 

To swap a variety of pills, commonly Xanax and adderall, for a sack of good buds.
Hit Lao up so we should be flippin roosters for babies. I've been flipping chickens for bricks but it's time for the babies.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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