roofel

A nerd and a horde spy, who has a lousy computer and connection.

You're stopping us to be more successful, we will call you Roofel from now on.

by Palyancho April 30, 2008

Roofel

A nerd and a horde spy, with a lousy computer and connection.

You're stopping us to become more successful, we will call you Roofel from now on.

by Palyancho April 30, 2008

Ed the roofer

Someone that spends too much time posting on internet forums.

That fool has posted more than Ed the roofer.

by spankio May 15, 2009

Roofer's Nut

When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.

Oh baby, when you come home don't shower off your roofer's nut. I wanna get all the juices.

by boofaholic March 15, 2015

Roozele

Getting super fucking bamboozled to the point that there is a possibility you are actually just mentally insane and it is all in your head

I got a blowjob from a milf and looked down only to see I was a coke can, the turned around and saw President Bush, he proceeded to say the words "get roozeled".

by DictionaryBucket August 10, 2018

Roofylax

A combination of rohypnol and laxative, secreted into someone's drink in order to make them simultaneously:

a) Pass out
b) Evacuate their bowels

Usually employed in jest, a Roofylax is also occasionally used as a pre-cursor to scat-fetish rape. In even rarer instances, it is self administered in a public environment as part of an exhibitionist fetish fantasy

1. "I have just roofy-laxed you. Tomorrow morning you will wake up in a strange environment, covered in your own poo. And so will I."

2. "I have just roofylaxed myself. Here are my house keys and a Sleigh Bell CD. Take me home."

by roofy-lax November 25, 2010

Roffel

An attempt to pronounce the acronym ROFL as a word.

roffel, that was 2 funny 4 me!

by KYX! February 6, 2003