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Ronkonkoma

A huge alcohol induced crap one takes after an excess period of time of feeling amazing. Symptoms include: excess gas and drowsiness.
Dave: Ronkonkoma...that sounds like a big crap.
Me: My stomach is really feeling this Ronkonkoma right now.
Ben: Welcome to Ronkonkoma.
Sam: It sure is windy in Ronkonkoma.
Ronkonkoma by nBills March 27, 2010

Ronkonkoma

Ronkonkoma is a lower middle class area that is infested with drugs and crime. Heroin needles and empty liquor bottles can be found on the side of most streets. That being said, the people here are friendly and outgoing. It is the large amount of dopeheads who cause most problems.
Ronkonkoma is a place that needs cleaning up.
Ronkonkoma by Matty bags August 11, 2013

ronkonkoma

lets chill in ronkonkoma tonight.
ronkonkoma by JAFIE June 22, 2006

ronkonkoma

I live in a town called Ronkonkoma, where apparently the drinking age here is 12 and drugs are legal. The Ronkonkoma cops have nothing better to do on their time ..so they like to kick you out of parks when its after "dusk". If a cat is stuck in a tree... we might need 6 or 7 cops for that.. and here in the daring town we need under cover cops and Suv's .. you know cause were that bad in this small town. "BEER" yeah thats hidden in bushes and saved for the next weekend. Wendys and the getty gas station is where all the bums hang out and drink lots of beer and yell at kids.. and for sure on a Saturday or Friday night.. 80% of Ronkonkoma is most defantely DRUNNNKKKK..... Ronkonkoma = ALCHOLICS.. there are ahbout 16 bars in ronkonkoma, each in walking distance from one another....Ronkonkoma was meant for YOUNG DRUGGIES AND ALCHI'S :).................... AND ANYONE WHO LIVES IN RONKONKOMA... if you see a giant clan of stupid skateboarders, make sure to run over their boards because they are the most annoying group of 8 year olds you'll ever meet. Ronkonkoma is the place where 10 year olds can now do more than i'm allowed to at this current age, ronkonkoma sucks!!
wow i went to ronkonkoma, and all i saw was skaters, some punks at mcdonalds, and loads of bums
ronkonkoma by Rika.Flem. November 10, 2008

ronkonkoma middle school 

Where young kids learn how to vape, sex and blowjobs
Bro I gotta go to Ronkonkoma middle school

Ronkonkoma middle school 

Ronkonkoma middle school holds a rare species called the 6th graders of rms they are endangered species and are quite the annoying bastards. u can find them at the 6th grade hallways in rms u can see these pests trying to to ejauculate or try to do wheelies on their bikes outside of Ronkonkoma middle school. You can also find them at air trampoline but they usually gets themselves hurt since their inexperienced in life and not as bright as the modern day human they also don’t go through puberty which makes them endangered. their related to kids who r addicted to fortnite and and white guys who like hip hop. if u see a RMS 6th grader treat it with respect and take good care of it since their endangered.
Hey dude let’s check out Ronkonkoma middle school and learn about it’s rare species
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