I live in a town called Ronkonkoma, where apparently the drinking age here is
12 and
drugs are legal. The Ronkonkoma cops have nothing better to do on their
time ..so they like to
kick you out of parks when its after "dusk". If a
cat is stuck in a tree... we might need 6 or 7 cops for that.. and here in the daring town we need under cover cops and
Suv's .. you know cause were that bad in this small town. "
BEER" yeah thats hidden in bushes and saved for the next weekend. Wendys and the getty gas station is where all the bums hang out and drink lots of
beer and yell at
kids.. and for sure on a Saturday or Friday
night.. 80% of Ronkonkoma is most defantely DRUNNNKKKK..... Ronkonkoma = ALCHOLICS.. there are ahbout 16 bars in ronkonkoma, each in walking distance from one another....Ronkonkoma was meant for YOUNG DRUGGIES AND ALCHI'S :).................... AND ANYONE WHO LIVES IN RONKONKOMA... if you see a giant clan of stupid skateboarders, make sure to run over their boards because they are the most annoying group of 8 year olds you'll ever meet. Ronkonkoma is the place where 10 year olds can now do more than i'm allowed to at this current age, ronkonkoma sucks!!
