I live in a town called Ronkonkoma, where apparently the drinking age here is 12 and drugs are legal. The Ronkonkoma cops have nothing better to do on their time ..so they like to kick you out of parks when its after "dusk". If a cat is stuck in a tree... we might need 6 or 7 cops for that.. and here in the daring town we need under cover cops and Suv's .. you know cause were that bad in this small town. "BEER" yeah thats hidden in bushes and saved for the next weekend. Wendys and the getty gas station is where all the bums hang out and drink lots of beer and yell at kids.. and for sure on a Saturday or Friday night.. 80% of Ronkonkoma is most defantely DRUNNNKKKK..... Ronkonkoma = ALCHOLICS.. there are ahbout 16 bars in ronkonkoma, each in walking distance from one another....Ronkonkoma was meant for YOUNG DRUGGIES AND ALCHI'S :).................... AND ANYONE WHO LIVES IN RONKONKOMA... if you see a giant clan of stupid skateboarders, make sure to run over their boards because they are the most annoying group of 8 year olds you'll ever meet. Ronkonkoma is the place where 10 year olds can now do more than i'm allowed to at this current age, ronkonkoma sucks!!
by Rika.Flem. November 11, 2006