roner

A. Promiscous, middle-class debutante male that roams the bars looking for easy pussy, alerts bitches to his intentions by flashing RUD's. B. A man-whore will no hope of reform.
Damn, last week Roner slayed 5 bitches at sodomy lair.
by Lil Kris February 01, 2005
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A "Raging Boner;" that is to say, a boner with an unusually large amount of rage (more than the usual amount). Roner onset may be caused by the presence of a hot girl or watching an awesome car crah.
Kurt Cobain must have pulled the trigger with his roner.
by fauxsheezy September 06, 2007
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A boner one attains while riding off road. Very common for wildland firefighters who must travel rutted logging and desert roads.
"This road is so rough I have a roner."
by MDMF March 28, 2009
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Fuck im getting a massive roner. Its starting to hurt.
by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003
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An erection that has popped up for no reason. It has randomly come up. Random+Boner=Roner.
Friend A: Dude, what did you think of that math test?
Friend B: It would have been fine, if I didn't keep getting roners.
by popman December 08, 2010
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A word used to describe an individual who the vast majority would consider to be pathetic, laughable, and simply out to lunch. Their self-image often contrasts sharply with reality, and they generally lack the mental capacity for introspection. Being a Roner can be a permanent state, or something you turn into when your hammered or on pills.
Josh: Yo dude, Sean was on one last night. Stacey said he was so drunk he shit himself. Did you see him? I just about knocked him out when he started wheeling the girl I was trying to pork.

Andrew: Bruh, he was roning for sure. And lol thats sad man, if I shit myself in public I'd probably change my name, move to Indonesia, and get as far away from this life as I possibly could

Josh: Word. I guess he's always kinda been a roner eh.
by palmolive4 October 22, 2017
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a random boner, when one is unaware of their erection
I got up to go to the chalk board and I realized that I had a roner!
by Z-money Ssadab November 07, 2007
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