Friend A: Dude, what did you think of that math test?
Friend B: It would have been fine, if I didn't keep getting roners.
Friend B: It would have been fine, if I didn't keep getting roners.
by popman December 8, 2010
Get the Roner mug.A word used to describe an individual who the vast majority would consider to be pathetic, laughable, and simply out to lunch. Their self-image often contrasts sharply with reality, and they generally lack the mental capacity for introspection. Being a Roner can be a permanent state, or something you turn into when your hammered or on pills.
Josh: Yo dude, Sean was on one last night. Stacey said he was so drunk he shit himself. Did you see him? I just about knocked him out when he started wheeling the girl I was trying to pork.
Andrew: Bruh, he was roning for sure. And lol thats sad man, if I shit myself in public I'd probably change my name, move to Indonesia, and get as far away from this life as I possibly could
Josh: Word. I guess he's always kinda been a roner eh.
Andrew: Bruh, he was roning for sure. And lol thats sad man, if I shit myself in public I'd probably change my name, move to Indonesia, and get as far away from this life as I possibly could
Josh: Word. I guess he's always kinda been a roner eh.
by palmolive4 October 22, 2017
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Get the Roner mug.Hey Ben, that's a mean roner you're sportin' there! Damn it smells....did you shit in your pants? Next time, call me and I can come cover your class for 15.
by TravellerBeyond January 6, 2010
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by RufusDude July 6, 2010
Get the Roner mug.An erection that does not have a precursor.
During a presenation on the real estate market Scott was surprised to see he had a roner since there was no obvious stimulant that would arouse him.
by DonE BDS February 28, 2010
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