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ron white 

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ron white by Joe C April 9, 2005

Ron White 

The best comedian out of the Blue Collar Comedy Group. Known for wearing all black suits, smoking cigars and drinking scotch whiskey while on stage.

Ron White's signature line is, "They call me Tater Salad."

(Bill Engvall's is "Here's your sign", Larry's is "Git-r-done", and Foxworthy's is "You might be a redneck")
Most of his bits are about over priced things, being married, traveling, and stupid situations and/or people.

He has 3 CDs out:

- Tater Salad (his alias)
- Drunk in Public
- You Can't Fix Stupid

He is a brilliant comedian and very funny to listen to.

His only problem is that he's very slow on making new material.
"I got kicked off of the high school debate team for saying, "Yeah, well FUCK you!"

- Ron White
Ron White by D3finition d00d January 19, 2009

ron white 

Real ugly and the least funniest of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Get a haircut Ron White.
ron white by Bobby De Niro March 17, 2005

Ron White Postulate 

A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."
Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.

Ron White Wiener 

When Ron White (the comedian) was poor, he and his friend used to go to the 7-11 and gets 1 hotdog each, but, they would not only cover the frankfurters with toppings, they would fill the entire tray with a huge mound of chili, cheese, onions, peppers, etc, and grab a plastic fork and spoon. This was their one meal for the whole day!
Hey, let's go to the party store and get some Ron White wieners!

Yeah!
Ron White Wiener by Otto Buhnn January 8, 2007
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